ScrappleFace: Rudy Giuliani's Defective Campaign Aborted Early

By Michael Bates on January 30, 2008 5:47 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Satire: "Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani plans to abort his presidential campaign today after a preliminary test in Florida showed significant defects.... 'It was completely my choice to end it early in the primary cycle, the first trimester of 2008,' said Mr. Giuliani, 'because at this point it's a just cluster of cells with potential, and not yet recognizably organized.'"

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